I QUIT (PENDING)
Scream into the void. The void burps.
Work. Life. People. Mondays. Feed him whatever you can't be bothered to explain.
Day 1 of being fed.Today: 0 digested.
He burps your words into the world. Nobody remembers them in 7 days.
Feed him
0/80
The Hat
Feeding him is free. The hat is optional. Guilt is not included.
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The Wanderer's Life
Fully upgraded. He has nothing left to dream about. (That's a lie. He dreams about a suitcase.)
Which country keeps him best fed?
Nobody has fed him yet. The hat is waiting.
Most Relatable This Week
No one has been relatable yet. Feed him something.